J. P. Patches

Chris Wedes

Julius Pierpont (J.P.) Patches

Bob Newman

Gertrude / Boris S. Wort / Ketchican The Animal Man / Swami of Pastrami / Ggoorrsstt The Friendly Frpl / Miss Smith / Leroy Frump / Dingbatman / Santa Claus / Zenobia the Witch / Officer Paddy Wagon / Charlie Can Do / Mr. X. R. Cise

Craig Shreeve

Grandpa Patches

Joe Towey

Sam Gefeltafish

Bill Gerald

Professor Wienner Von Brrrrrown

Jack Armstrong

Jack The Animal Man

Don Einarsen

Sheriff Shot Badley